As I was scanning, the College Confidential forums, I came across something that actually made me laugh out loud. Something that funny deserves to be shown to you all! While I do not completely agree with it, it sure helps us direct our frustration with the entire admissions process :-)

admissions officer 1: We've certainly procrastinated long enough...we need to send out our decisions now!

admissions officer 2: But who do we take! look at all these 36ers. And these other applicants have 2000 hours of research.

admissions officer 1: Hm. Hold on a sec. *pulls ti-83+ out of his pocket* Let's see...math...PRB...randInt(). Aha. Perfect.